I saw this note on a car door this morning. Clearly the car-owner is trying to be pro-active, probably having learned from painful experience.
Roughly translated:
"Nothin' to steal in this car!
No use breaking the windows!!
I've already taken care of it all!" (That's what I think the last line means.)
Later that day, I was doing research in the microfilm room at the National Archives. I had brought three reels back to my reader; the first 15 cm of one of the reels was torn, I noticed when I'd opened the box, and so I left the torn bit of film on the counter while I consulted the rest of the reel, intending to bring it all up to the counter when I was done.